The Three Musketeers (1993 film)/Funny

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D'Artagnan thinks his a real Badass...

Athos: Your manners have not improved yet. You're late.

D'Artagnan: You in a hurry to die?

Athos: (Porthos and Aramis arrive) Here come the grave diggers now.

Porthos: Athos, you cannot fight this boy.

Athos: Why not?

Porthos: I'm fighting him.

D'Artagnan: Not until 1 o'clock.

Aramis: I have a duel with him too.

D'Artagnan: Not until 2 o'clock.

Shortly thereafter:

Athos: Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day.

Jussac: You're under arrest.

Aramis and Porthos: (in unison) A fool.

Jussac: Are you coming peacefully or do you intend to resist?

Porthos: Oh don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a moment, all right?

- The guards actually wait until the Musketeers are finished speaking to attack.
The Musketeers, having rescued D'Artagnan from the executioner's block, hijack the Cardinal's coach, and Aramis and Porthos investigate its contents while Athos drives:

Porthos: Champagne?

Athos: We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.

Porthos: You're right - something red.

(shortly after:)

Porthos: For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabernet. (to D'Artagnan) You can't have any, you're too young.

At the end of the movie, D'Artagnan has just been made a Musketeer and is talking to the title trio about what comes next for them, when Girard and his brothers, who were pursuing D'Artagnan earlier in the movie, spot him.

D'Artagnan: So what do we do now? What's next?

Porthos: Well, we protect the King.

Aramis: Protect the Queen.

Porthos: In the name of God. And France, correct?

Aramis: France indeed.

(Girard and his brothers have caught up with D'Artagnan. At the other end of the street they draw swords)

Girard: D'Artagnan! My sister's honor will not wait a moment longer.

D'Artagnan: I'll handle this.

Porthos: D'Artagnan, we also protect each other.

D'Artagnan: All for one.

Aramis, Porthos, Athos: And one for all.

(Girard's eyes widen)

Girard: RUN!

The movie ends with Girard and brothers fleeing as the entire Musketeer corps chases them, with an overhead shot of a steady stream of blue tunics down the street.

When rescuing D'artagnan from execution, Aramis shoots one of the guards and makes the sign of the cross with the smoking pistol.