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From Toonami on Cartoon Network:[]
- Moltar used to date Sailor Jupiter, but something happened and they broke up. Made funnier (or creepier) by the fact that Sailor Jupiter is 14-16 years old.
- "...BEETLE ADVENTURE RACING!" Even better, right before that, Moltar claims the giveaway that was a promotion for said game was all a fucking ruse!
- "It's the '90s. Women are powerful than ever before." Cue a clip of Sailor Moon crying and running from a real fight, and then Moltar says "Some more than others."
- Moltar gave two golf games a 10/10.
- Sure, TOM 1's death in The Intruder was scary, but his scream might become the funniest thing to you if you remember one thing...
- Him and Sara's initial conversation in that event. "On the phone they act one way, but what they write is another. I mean, what does she know? Hah, bubble headed. They're not even in colour." Word is that this was a Take That to a newspaper article that attacked Toonami and referred to TOM as a "bubble headed host" when talking about his anger speech.
- In the Z-Day 2001 promo, TOM claims his "gears are aching." This confirms that he is more than a robot, if he is able to feel pain (even if his insides are robotic, like was depicted in the Trapped in Hyperspace game), move fluidly, and act like a teenager/young adult. Or it could just be a joke we're looking too deeply into. Your choice.
- The end of the FIFA 2k2 review.
- TOM's review of Dropship: United Peace Force.
- TOM's reaction to Hamtaro airing on the block.
- Swayzak in Trapped in Hyperspace is fucking hilarious. He fidgets like he has ADHD, and not to mention him saying "Good luck, hero!" and laughing insanely. Why he wasn't on Space Ghost Coast to Coast is beyond us. (Although to be fair, they already had Chad Ghostal.)
- One moment this troper finds hilarious is when Swayzak says "You'll crash into Earth long before you can save her!" At "crash into Earth," Swayzak just... leans over like he's looking at something off-screen. It's a Special Effects Failure in every way.
- TOM infected by Swayzak in the Trapped in Hyperspace online game. He had a cute little Evil Laugh! Keep in mind this was the adorable as fuck TOM 2.
- And don't forget, while TOM was getting infected, he was Fighting From the Inside by SHAKING HIS HEAD VIOLENTLY. This troper thinks TOM being helpless is hilarious, given his Character Development/Derailment in the Adult Swim version.
- When Swayzak was defeated in the game, he started screaming in anger while shaking like a badly-animated vibrator or some strange Asian dildo. "NOOOOOOOO! WHYYYYYY?!" (more of "NEAAAAAAAHW, WHYYYYYYYYEH?!")
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Swayzak: [in funny voice] Oh, no. Stupid TOM robot will defeat me. [laughs evilly; normally] You'll never defeat us! |
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- TOM and Sara's different viewpoints about Morrowind. Doubt many people listened to Sara. "I don't care right now!" "...if you care."
- TOM and Sara arguing in the 2003 intro like an old married couple.
- Sara's review of Rez: "You're a virus of some sort invading the mainframe of a computer. Sound familiar?" Suddenly, Swayzak reappears laughing in a different, Plankton-esque voice. Sara's face during this is priceless.
From Toonami on [adult swim]:[]
- "Humans are always so paranoid robots will take over the world. We would never do something like that." *cue Casshern Sins*
- The 2012 opening theme, which is mostly variations on the words "Toonami's back bitches". It's actually a fan piece composed by an amateur that Adult Swim liked enough to run on TV by his permission.
- "Hey, did you say 'Toonami's back bitches'?"
- From the Ni no Kuni review: "GRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNDDD."
- The Pikmin 3 review, where TOM wants everything to go "perfect" and even cries at the end (while denying it to Sara.)
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Sara: TOM, are you... crying? |
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- From The Intruder II: "Uh, no?"
- TOM's scream as his arm is rendered useless might be shocking to some, but to others, it's hilarious, especially if you remember Solid Snake's famous scream, which sounds similar.
- "I have a beautiful singing voice!"
- Hell, the idea of TOM sunbathing is fucking hilarious (and unintentional fanservice.)
- When Sara tells TOM they have an intruder in the base, TOM's reaction is to Face Palm and say "Of course. Of course we do."
- "NO EFFING WAY."
- TOM's review of Nioh is the greatest thing ever to grace the Earth.
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- TOM is reviewing The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and says it's for the Switch. Sara chimes in and says it's for the Wii U too, but TOM says he doesn't care about that version.
- From the Countdown TIE, TOM's "art." They look like a 7 year old's work and word is that they were actually submissions to the Toonami Fanart Showcase back in the day. Too bad the rest of that TIE sucked hard.
- When the Clyde that Future TOM is communicating from dies, TOM's reaction is to quip, "Why did we make Clydes?" Too bad most were still recovering from the Nightmare Fuel-riffic scene of Sara being struck by lightning to even laugh.
- "Lucky me..."
- The way that TIE ended. "Well, sh*t." That summed up most fans' reactions to that horrible event.
- From The Forge: "Thank you, Santa! I've been a good TOM this year."
- TOM deciding the commander of the Forge will be thereon referred to as "Booger." It's classic TOM humour.
- Even though it wasn't intended to be funny, TOM's vocalizations as Booger chokes him in episode 6. It's just... you've never heard those noises out of TOM before.
- Booger himself has a noticeable gut. If you're a Toonami fan that knows of its connection to Space Ghost Coast to Coast, then you'll definitely remember the character of Tansit, whose outfit was said to "fail completely at hiding his gut."
- Hell, TOM 5 in general. His "MLG-ness" is hilarious, especially comparing him to older versions like the socially awkward TOM 2.
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Only Toonami |
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