Transformers: The Movie/Funny

• The Decepticons escape Autobot City riding inside of Astrotrain, and the Massive space-shuttle begins to shake, telling the survivors "Jettison some weight or I wont' make it back to Cybertron!!" Starscream, being Starscream, of course took this chance:

Starscream: Fellow Decepticons, Astrotrain has proposed that we "lighten our burden." Bonecrusher: In that case I say it is survival of the fittest!! Starscream: Do I hear a second on that? Un-Injured Decepticons: AYE!! Starscream: And... against? Injured Decepticons: (Quivering voices with ADORABLE Puppy Dog Eyes) Naaay.... (Aww, aren't they just so cute!)

• • A little after murdering the helpless injured Decepticon warriors:

Starscream: (Megatron in his arms) Aww, how it "pains" me to do this! Megatron: Wait... I still function! Starscream: Wanna bet? (Drops Megatron like a bag of rubbish) Megatron: (Floats down motionlessly across the screen PAINFULLY obvious that he's just cell dragged across the camera) SSSSTAAAAARSCREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAM!!!

• • Then the little-bastard proposes that he should be Decepticon leader. The Constructicons protest, saying that they transform into Devastator, the biggest Decepticon of all. Soundwave protests against both of them, in a rare instance of him showing a sense of humour.

Soundwave: Soundwave: superior. Constructicons: inferior!

• • "NO ONE CALLS SOUNDWAVE UNCRASSAMATIC!"
• At Starscream's coronation:

Astrotrain: *just about to put the crown on Starscream's head* Constructicons: *playing trumpets* Starscream: Get on with the ceremony! Astrotrain: *tries to put the crown on Starscream again* Constructicons: *interrupts with trumpets again* Starscream: *shoots the trumpets*

• Unicron gets one, in a surprisingly sarcastic moment;

Megatron: You have nothing to fear! I have already crushed Optimus Prime with my bare hands! Unicron: You exaggagerate.

• During Prime's Foe-Tossing Charge, Blitzwing desperately, trying to get out of the way, and just barely suceeding. Especially funny if you look at Prime's Dashboard instead of Blitzwing and realize that as Blitzwing was dodging, Prime was swerving in order to catch him, before giving up and righting himself. That's right. Blitzwing only dodged that bullet because Prime gave up. Adds an extra helping of humor to what is already an awesome moment.
• "Me Grimlock no bozo! Me king!"
  • And the Dinobots Dynamic Entry into Hot Rod and Kup's trial and flattening the "Bailiff Alien" in the process.

Slag: (to the bailiff, as he's still being squashed) Excuse me!

• • A Junkion kisses Grimlock.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock no kisser! Me king!

• • After Grimlock and the dinobots curbstomp the Sharkticons, we have this.

Quintesson: Sharkticons, execute them! (The Sharkticons hesitatingly go into robot modes) Grimlock: (Stomps and shakes the whole room and points at the Quintesson) Me Grimlock say execute them. (The Sharkticons look at each other for a moment before grinning attacking the Quintesson)

• "Me Grimlock kick butt!" (Literally kicks Unicron's butt, then nearly gets crushed) "Me Grimlock need new strategy!"