Triage Tyrant/Quotes

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Dogbert: According to your occupational preference test, you like to remove vital organs from helpless people.

Dogbert: That narrows your career options down to doctor or serial killer. Do you get along with people.

Huge Thug: Other people are insignificant insects.

Dogbert: We'll have to go to a tie breaker question.

—Dilbert