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  • In the manga, Wolfwood looked like he was dying, and Vash was all like "DOOOOOOON'T DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" and Wolfwood was stating that he was only going to sleep.
  • The Big Lipped Alligator Moment with the black guy giving them the coin and asking whether they prefer fish or clams.
  • Vash's full name in the anime.
  • The episode with the drunken gunsmith. The end with Vash and the barkeeper.
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 Vash: AHAHAHAHA! HEY LADY WHATCHA WAITIN FOR, FILL ER UP!

(Barkeeper bonks him over the head with a beer pitcher)

Vash: I mean please fill er up miss, if you wouldn't mind.

Barkeeper: That's better.

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    • Earlier in that same episode:
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 Vash (who's drunk off his gourd): Gimme...gimme back mah gun grandma...(gets hit in the face with his gun) * THWACK!*

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      • And he still catches his gun!
  • Another episode, the famous "Genocide Song":
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 Vash: (singing) Total slaughter... total slaughter... I won't leave a single man alive... la dee da dee daa... genocide... la dee da dee daa... an ocean of blood... let's begin the killing time.

Thug 1: He's... singing?

Thug 2: What horrible lyrics!

Big Bad: Stay right where you are. He's just trying to scare you.

Vash: (sighs) I knew it wouldn't work.

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    • And another episode:
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 Vash: THE DEADLY DODGEBALL HEAD! A simple technique to hold the ball in place with INTENSE SUCTION! Try this at home, kids!

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      • Which brings in mind the first episode's Establishing Character Moment: the bad guy of the week is armed with a big-ass boomerang. Vash leaps over the weapon and sabotages the retraction mechanism so that it will wrap around the bad guy and squeeze him into submission.
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 Vash: (makes a cat-face) Dangerous toys are fun but you could get hurt!

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 (starts flexing)

"The man who will slaughter the innocent! Does the MOST evil of evil deeds with a price of sixty billion double-dollars on his head! YES I AM THAT MAN!"

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    • Also, Ladies and Gentlemen, the single most epic Ship Tease of all time:
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 Vash: (pointing his hand like a gun at the woman he's guarding) I'm known for my bullets never missing their mark! Especially if it's the heart of a beautiful lady...Bang!

(Meryl suddenly grabs her chest, as though she just got shot, and lets out an extremely melodramatic scream)

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  • When Vash mentions his full name.
  • Most of the bar scene in Badlands Rumble, especially the part where Vash manages to steal the bullets out of everyone's guns without them noticing, and drunk Meryl.
  • And lest we forget the classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unz Lwu Y To CQ