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Trope Co (TSX: TROPE) is a mega-conglomerate specialising in surplus goods for discerning villains, Applied Phlebotinum, and quick narrative devices for harried writers.
Like all morally-conscious corporations, Trope Co maintains a strong political lobby aimed to combat the notion that a wiki doesn’t require novelty narration techniques to be good. It is well-known that:
WikipediaArticles on The Other Wiki are never written as fake ads.- The Other Wiki is totally, like, formal and boring.
And, therefore, it is safe to conclude that without parody infomercials, TV Tropes would be just like it. You can thank us, and help us on our mission, by re-writing unrelated tropes as if you were selling them. Don’t forget to use gratuitous exclamation marks whenever making product claims! We love that in advertising.
Our fine list of products includes:[]
- Amazing Technicolor Battlefield®: Why? Your regular battlefield just is not enough!
- Brain Bleach®: The new stain remover designed to get rid of the horrible things you've seen (or heard) in life, from fan-made porn of your favorite cartoon characters to Bad Bad Acting in reviled TV shows and feature films to mind-numbing music of all genres to the occasional Nightmare (accidental and high-octane) and Nausea Fuel. Brain Bleach is also effective in removing those hard stains left behind by chocolate, red wine, grape juice, house paint, grass, tomato sauce, gel pen ink, and blood.
- Beehive Barrier®:, a marvel in non-Euclidian engineering, made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of utter protection. Guaranteed to withstand The Worf Barrage and intercept a Macross Missile Massacre, or your money back!
- Bling Bling Bang®: Pimp out your tired, dull-looking firearms and turn them into dazzling setpieces.
- Board of Directors®: A staple for any Corrupt Corporate Executive.
- Catgirl®, our new dating service feature, when you need a lady who just purrs at your touch!
- Distressed Damsel® for when you need a good hostage/Rescuee. As a bonus, if you happen to be in distress yourself, they are highly effective and reliable rescuers. (So is the Distressed Dude.)
- Evil Hand®! Defend your right to bear arms and go out on a limb with the Evil Hand®, Trope Co®'s revolution in limb transplant surgery made possible by a new breakthrough in medical science. With the procedure perfected to degrees thought previously impossible, the Evil Hand® is not a mere functional replacement for a lost limb, but a limb to love for the rest of your life. Some of our models even have the previous owner's muscular powers and/or personality intact; call us for more details. Comes in every colour, especially red!
- Elemental Baggage®, so the proud owner and practitioner of Elemental Powers® can practice them nearly anywhere. Who insists that energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed? At Trope Co®, we don't! Thanks to reverse-engineered Hyperspace Mallet® technology, you can carry as much water, fire, earth, and (when in space) air as you could possibly want!
- Faceless Masses®When you need your extras to be discreet.
- Fan Service With a Smile® is a favored product to spice up any diner.
- Femme Fatale® has satisfied over 500 supervillains with reliable service while providing women with much-needed jobs!
- Filler Villain® Providing work for villains, even in these unstable economic times!
- Force Field Door® gives you the peace of mind from knowing your enemies are trapped in an[1] inescapable prison.
- Flying Brick® provides a convenient package of time-tested Stock Super Powers for a low, low price!
- Frilly Upgrade®: Now you can battle your mortal enemies while keeping up with the latest fashions!
- Giant Space Flea From Nowhere®: Because sometimes you just don't care.
- Hazardous Water®: Because regular water just doesn't cut it for slasher villains!
- Trope Co®: Don't want to make the effort for a Heel Face Turn? Tired of waiting for a brainwashing? Order now!
- Hellfire®: Firey and evil? Imported directly from the Fire and Brimstone Hell itself, look no further!
- Holy Halo®: Whether dispensing divine justice on sinners or simply preaching to the masses, nothing says "Holy" like a Trope Co® approved Holy Halo®!
- Holy Hand Grenade®: The perfect last resort when faced with any evil, be it the Big Bad, a Killer Rabbit, or even an annoying worm infestation!
- Humongous Mecha®: What's more to say? You know you want one. (Souls sold separately. Please contact store for offer details.)
- Instant AI Kit®: Whether you are aiming for world domination, but not so good at strategy and tactics, or just need a science fair project quick, we supply you with the parts you need to build your own super-powered robot brain!
- Instant Messenger Pigeon®: When regular pigeons don't please you.
- Karma Houdini Warranty®: For the Karma Houdinis among us. Provides dissuasion against fictional retribution.
- Kill Sat®: When laser guns just won't do.
- Law Enforcement Inc®: Learn how to start up your very own private police force with our do-it-yourself package!
- Part of a Balanced Breakfast Stone Soup®: The whole line of incredibly efficient products based on recent state-of-the-art development in synergetics, with applications ranging from cooking to linguistics.
- Pimped Out Dress®: Never have to worry about looking anything less than your best with our awesome gowns!
- Power Crystal®: Need a power boost? Want to pimp your Humongous Mecha? Then get these fabulous crystalline fixtures!
- Power Gives You Wings®: What better way to show off your latest power up than with glorious wings?!
- Praetorian Guard®: When you want assurance that you're staying in power, accept no substitute.
- Psycho Serum®, the easy way to gain Stock Super Powers. Also try Super Serum®, for those of you who want a more mild effect.
- Rocks: Still using massively overpowered monsters to destroy your party? Try new Rocks!
- Requisite Royal Regalia®, for showing off that you are the ruling class.
- Reverse Shrapnel®, the ultimately useful, impossibly indispensable weapon even cheating AIs can't dodge.
- Rush®, for when you need a trope fast.
- Shipping Goggles®: For all your slash and Shipping needs!
- This Trope Will Change Your Life. New from our pharmacy, the supplement everyone should try!
- Thememobile®, for all of your driving needs!
- Thing O Matic®: you'll never need any other brand of electronic appliances!
- Tradesnark® is your Solution® for all your Marketing Needs® State-Of-The-Art Tropenology® allows you to Absolutely, Positively ensure with a single symbol that something has Sold Out®.
- Transformation Trinket®: Turn into an alternate, superpowered version of yourself!
So call within the next ten minutes! Operators Are Standing By. Offer Void in Nebraska.
Those living in Ruritania, Molossia Kickassia Molossia, the Banana Republic, Bulungi or Qurac should remember to take into account shipping costs.
WARNING: Some Trope Co products May Contain Evil®. Trope Co and its affiliates take no responsibility for any Unpredictable Results or odd behaviors that may ensue.
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