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Tropedia ruined this image to the point where it spelled "Tropes" wrong.
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I have lived for over a hundred years and read thousands upon thousands of [articles], yet each piece of knowledge I acquire only reminds me of my ignorance, because it invariably teases me with hints of a dozen new things I have no knowledge of.
—Nallab, Dinotopia Lost, paraphrased.
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Screw the future tense of Tropes Will Ruin Your Life! For some of us, it has already happened! If it has, let us know! Tropedia can easily ruin your life, but not in the common sense. It's more of a cool way of ruining your life, like turning you into a mutant zombie or a super hot vampire that girls love even though you'll probably suck the life out of them.
But this is Just for Fun. If you actually got into some sort of major trouble due to Tropedia, there are better places to write about it than this. This page is just for listing either real or made up things that Tropedia made some problems for you.
Compare You Know You Read Too Much Tropedia When.
Contrast Tropes Will Enhance Your Life, and Tropedia Tropes Enhanced My Life.
- Tropedia sucked me into a Junji Ito manga, And I Must Scream!
- Now, thanks to my Kindle and wireless 3G, Tropedia has ruined my job!
- Tropedia kept me waiting for a bubble!!!!!
- Tropedia filled my hovercraft with eels.
- Your Mom IS Tropedia!!!
- You know who else is Tropedia? MY MOM!
- I saw Cthulhu, and because of this site, I had the urge to punch him. I was so lucky he was too busy fighting Superman and Chuck Norris to notice. I could have gotten eaten! Thanks a lot, Tropedia! Screw you!
- Tropedia killed my father!
- No! Tropedia IS your father!
- Hello, my Name Is Inigo Montoya. Tropedia killed my father. Prepare to DIE!!! Bitch.
- I want my social life back, you son of a bitch.
- No! Tropedia ARE the demons!
- No! Tropedia... IS PEOPLE!!!
- No! Tropedia… used ancient alien artifacts to turn everyone into TANG!
- NO! I AM TROPEDIA!
- NO! [Tropedia... is a SPY!
- NO!! Tropedia...IS A COOKBOOK!!
- Tropedia is sappin' mah sentry!
- You're wrong! Tropedia... is LIGHT!
- Tropedia should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT! (light...light...)
- Tropedia WAS PHONE
- Tropedia is the reason I'm Oblivious to Love.
- Tropedia made me watch Lucky Star.
- ZING!
- Worst part? It made me watch Lucky Star and Ouran High School Host Club. I liked. In a cracky way. If you catch my drift.
- ZING!
- Tropedia made me fail my biology test
- You sure you didn't just try a broader research?
- Tropedia pulled back to world of animation! Well, good ones mainly but my I argument still stands. Do you know how hard it is to watch good anime/animation in the world of Animation Age Ghetto?
- To be honest. It was quite pleasant. It DID get me hooked into Kagami hentai though... =S
- Tropedia can breath in space.
- I tried shooting Tropedia, it didn't work. Tropedia just won't die!!!
- Tropedia made me realize that no one makes me go to this site but myself, so I'm my own damn nightmare. Also, it played a big part in my (likely) permanent Hype Aversion from Suzumiya Haruhi.
- It played a big part in my Hype Aversion of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
- Hey, Hype Aversion isn't a bad thing. If anything, this proves that Tropedia has the potential to enhance one's intelligence, not unlike That Other Wiki.
- Tropedia ran over my dog.
- Tropedia erased my Pokedex!
- It stopped me from catching a shiny Pidgey!
- Tropedia made my tape recorder self-destruct in five seconds!
- Tropedia Put me on a bus! I'm back though, now I can finish reading this page!
- Tropedia did not ruin my life. Tropedia is my friend. Tropedia loves me. Tropedia is... ghhk, helpp... me! Please... life.
- This Troper loves Tropedia. Tropedia is watching. This troper will do anything for Tropedia, please...just don't send me to Room 101 again...
- Tropedia made me understand why I should not be afraid at the loss of my individuality.
- Tropedia makes This Troper very happy. Are you happy? HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY, CITIZEN.
- Tropedia is real. Tropedia is love. Tropedia is wanting (piano) to be loved.
- Tropedia is you. You and me. (Higher pitch) Tropedia is knowing (piano) we can be!
- Tropedia hasn't Ruined My Life, Oh No. Yeah I've killed my parents for Tropedia and I enjoy it, It was Sooo Good.
- Tropedia courses through my veins. I can FEEL IT INSIDE ME. You... you will all begin to assimilate as well. It's already begun.
- We are Tropedia. There is no escape. You Will Be Assimilated. Resistance Is Futile.
- Tropedia has made me think that I'm living in a postmodern novel.
- Tropedia kicked my dogs! (I actually have dogs in real life) And then shot and ate them!
- I kicked Tropeida' dog and now my foot hurts. And I can't get the bloodstains out of my shoes.
- Hey, that dog had a gun.
- It also once raped it but now that never happened.
- Tropedia made straightforward things confusing!
- Tropedia shot Marvin in the face.
- ¡Tropedia me ha confundido muchí simo!
- Tropedia gave me the mental image of a naked Robin Williams!
- Tropedia tricked me into reading this page, and now I've got the mental image of a naked Robin Williams.
- Sonuvabitch.
- Tropedia tricked me into reading this page, and now I've got the mental image of a naked Robin Williams.
- Tropedia lost the fourth tri-force piece! THE INTERNET SHALL NEVER RECOVER!
- The Triforce of Addictiveness?! Nooooo!
- Tropedia Will conquer your mind In Seven-Hours
- Tropedia made me sort out all the relationships of my friends and then plot them out into a map.
- Tropedia told me to tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday
- Tropedia made me insult everything.
- Tropedia peed on my pillow.
- Tropedia PRESSED MY Berserk Button. I'll kill you, I'll kill ALL of you! And especially you, This Troper!
- Tropedia pressed my flowers. I liked those flowers. NOW THEY'RE FLAT!
- I got my very first "out of memory" notice on this computer thanks to Tropedia (and possibly tabbed browsing). I received similar complaints from friends I referred to here.
- That's because it's bigger on the inside.
- I would like to clarify that I have 3 GB of memory.
- How can you run out of memory by surfing the internet?
- Easy: Tropedia.
- Tropedia ruined Seasons 2 & 3 of Heroes.
- Tropedia cancelled Firefly.
- No, son, it canceled itself. We just carried the bullet a while.
- Tropedia cancelled Kim Possible. Twice.
- But it also brought her back twice...Tropedia, it can do anything, so not the drama!
- Tropedia made me identify my sexuality as "Yuri Fanboy".
- And mine, as "Yaoi Fangirl!"
- And mine as nonexistant.
- At least you have a sexuality...
- ... and that's a bad thing?
- And mine as "Yaoi Fanboy" o_o
- ...Yuri Fangirl?
- Turns out I'm everything....
- Tropedia made me gay. Wait, that's a good thing! ^.^
- :D
- And gave me the discovery of Fetish Fuel...and that I actually have them.
- Tropedia killed Heath Ledger.
- Tropedia made me think the song "EST" was called "UST".
- Tropedia made me gay.
- Tropedia and two make five. It also told me that I can't do maths.
- Tropedia flanderised me from being bad at maths to thinking that I could balance on the third rail.
- Tropedia sent me spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.
- Tropedia caused the Great Video Game Crash Of 1983. Atari, we hardly knew ye.
- Tropedia caused the 2007 Writers' Strike.
- But that led to Doctor Horrible!
- Tropedia turned me into a newt! I got better, but still...
- Fast Eddie destroys everything good on the Darth Wiki! He'll even destroy this page. YOU'LL SEE. YOU'LL ALL SEE HAHAHAHAHA
- Tropedia promised me POWERRRRR!!!! UNLIMITED POWWWWWERRRRRRRR!!!!!.... Yeah, I got tossed down the deepest pit this side of Sparta.
- Tropedia made it impossible to sleep peacefully.
- Tropedia, it is not the wiki you are looking for.
- My money is no good here because of Tropedia.
- Tropedia made my head explode.
- I used to be an Action Girl, but then Tropedia made me a Faux Action Girl, but then I just became The Chick due to Chickification!!
- Thanks to Tropedia, I now have a Berserk Button trigger every time someone uses terminology wrong. Chickification doesn't work that way!!!
- Tropedia has its way with me every night!
- Tropedia hit me with a football in the Groin!
- When I was young, a pack of rabid Tropers burned down my beloved peasant village.
- Tropedia made me Dangerously Genre Savvy, and now I can't help but see Tropes everywhere unless I'm wearing Cool Shades![1]
- Really? I only see tropes if I wear Cool Shades!
- Tropedia made me think I was Genre Savvy when I was really Wrong Genre Savvy.
- Look on the bright side! Maybe that means that you're secretly omnipotent!
- Tropedia has taken over my body, controlling my every movement.....
- That's no moon! That's Tropedia!
- Thanks to Tropedia, I learned something today. It's only wrong if you do something stupid because you're the main character, especially if you're female. So all you kids watching us at home, always do the right thing or a giant hamster will eat your arms and legs.
- Tropedia made me walk down the street naked and kick badgers for a Klondike Bar!
- Tropedia made me realize the cartoons I cherished as a child were the dumbest shows ever made.
- LIES!
- Tropedia used The Worf Effect on my formerly Badass brother one too many times, and now he's a James Bondage Scrappy and the proud owner of his very own Idiot Ball.
- Tropedia made me realize that nothing is innocent. No, not even children.
- What do you mean? I learned that kids are the worst thing to ever happen.
- Tropedia will be responsible for ruining all of YOUR lives by helping me become a better Evil Overlord!
- Tropedia made me fall in love with a Guy, who I hate as well.
- Tropedia made me want to be The Guy.
- You belong to Tropedia. You will be like Tropedia.
- I should be paying attention to my computer teacher then reading. Grrr, falling behind.
- I started as a mole. Thanks to Tropedia, I have become the mask.
- I used to think that we were Special. But Tropedia called us Basterds.
- And then we were a Cthulhu.
- Unbelievable! You, Tropedia, must be the pride of The Internet!
- Tropedia, you're well on your way to making me fail psych. It's already hard enough when I'm NOT lost in your thousands of articles while the professor's lecturing, it's freaking impossible now!
- Tropedia is making me curious about works that will probably destroy my sanity when I finally track them down. Also, it's made me spend hours trying to remember how to spell them. (Example: Higurashi No Naku Kora Ni . . . Aaargh!)
- Tropedia made me listen to this song... And now it will never leave my brain...
- Tropedia killed my dad! And raped my mom!
- Tropedia made me stop telling people about my backstory!
- Tropedia cancelled "The Glass House"! And it didn't continue Absolute Power!
- Tropedia went in, Tropedia went out... Of my head.
- Tropedia wiped my hard drive!
- Tropedia MADE ME READ THE ENTIRE SERIES OF Twilight! AND THEN IT MADE ME WATCH THE MOVIE!
- This troper has some Brain Bleach but it'll cost you like 3,000 dollars and your first born child.
- Tropedia forced me to believe that Twilight makes sense! And then it told me Two Plus Two Makes Five. And I still believed it!
- Tropedia mailed a Twilight Take That of mine to the Twilight community under my name. I've been trapped here for 3 months. Call the cops!
- You think that's bad? Tropedia made me read The Sword of Truth just to see what all the ruckus was about. Trope you, Tropedia! I'll never get those weeks of my life back!
- Bah! Lightweights, Tropedia made ME read The Eye of Argon
- The entry on Motionless Chin ruined Anime for me forever.
- Meh. Before I ever heard of Tropedia, I saw a show called the The Twins of Destiny. It was just about impossible not to notice that nobody in that show ever moved their chin unless they were facing away from the camera.
- Tropedia turned my life into a Thirty Xanatos Pileup!
- Tropedia suggested injuring myself over other people's stupidity, and then later told me I should just let it go.
- That's what you get for reading in the wrong order.
- Tropedia stole my girlfriend and ran over my dog. :(
- Tropedia stole my dog and ran over my girlfriend!
- Tropedia stole my girlfriend and my dog and RAN OVER THEM
- Tropedia took my potato chip... And ate it!
- Tropedia is Justice!
- Tropedia got me into Nightwish, I bought Dark Passion Play. All 13 songs occupy the top 13 spaces on my most played on iTunes. It also makes me want to burn the copy of St. Anger my Mum bought me for Christmas.
- Tropedia stole my girlfriend, knocked her up, then went into a Hannibal Lecture about why I should just end it all.
- Needless to say I went directly to a Shut UP, Hannibal!
- Tropedia made me read My Immortal!
- The horror!
- Tropedia Spoiler Me.
- Yeah Whatever. Secretly, Tropedia Super Spoiler Me. D:
- Tropedia made me evil!
- And me good!
- I don't even know if I should be Good or Evil, I just can't make my mind up.
- Tropedia attached an electromagnet to my moral compass!
- Tropedia made me run my fingers through Duke Devlin's hair. And I'm not just a voice...
- Tropedia made me "Heil Kaiba!"
- Tropedia made me screw the rules. Then I got beaten by The Power of Friendship.
- Tropedia made me buy a 'Screw the Rules I Have Green Hair' t-shirt.
- Tropedia made me screw the rules. Then I got beaten by The Power of Friendship.
- Tropedia made me "Heil Kaiba!"
- Tropedia made me fail college. Again!
- Tropedia...locked me...
in a roomIN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS...WITH A MOOSE - Tropedia Just Bugs Me.
- This Troper has been on Tropedia for the past two and a half months. I can't stop reading!
- Tropedia made them join me last week, because I couldn't stop reading.
- Tropedia blew my mind and my life is now meaningless.
- Tropedia never cites its sources!
- Tropedia is people!
- Tropedia makes tropers repeat entries
- Tropedia killed an Unknown Troper, and made a That Troper out of his Heartless. Also, the Nobody gained the power of vampirism, and used it to create Twilight. Any more reason why Tropedia should die?
- Tropedia made Kingdom Hearts 2 raise even more questions than it answered. And it made all the Final Mixes unavailable outside of Japan. Why Tetsuya? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?!
- Tropedia is the source of all licensing issues
- Oh my God. All the time, it was...Tropedia! We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You wrote it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
- No, tropers. (Psych! You were a zombie!)
- Tropedia RUINED TRANSFORMERS FOREVER!!!!!
- I'm pretty sure Transformers is more than capable of doing that on it's own. Zing!
- Tropedia made Candle Jack famous.
- And Now he Gonna Need More Rope.
- Tropedia made me officially hate the anime fandom. * twitch* * twitch* An anime Fan Dumb comment is on this page somewhere... they're everywhere!!!
- Tropedia made me hate Yaoi and fangirls, especially when you combine the two.
- Tropedia made me read My Immortal!
- Could we get a troper with some Brain Bleach in Aisle 12?
- After what I just watched on TV, I could use some. Can't say what it was, only that it was worse than My Immortal.
- Tropedia made me do something worse than reading My Immortal. It made me WATCH IT!
- Could we get a troper with some Brain Bleach in Aisle 12?
- Tropedia shot me in the groin with a Gattling bazooka that fires shurikens and lightning. And bees. My God. NOT THE BEES!!!!
- Tropedia made me hate Joss Whedon! (So, so, so much * twitchy twitchy* )
- Tropedia is haunting me. I was searching on Google for a way to get rid of roaches, and a link to Clock Roaches came up.
- The enrichment centre would like to remind you that Tropedia will not threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
- Tropedia just made a moose bite my sister! AND I WASN'T EVEN AWARE I HAD ONE!
- Which one, the moose or the sister?
- Tropedia made me play The white chamber and hunt down the comedy ending
- Tropedia introduced me to Sonichu, and now I can never unsee THIS. Thanks a lot, Tropedia.
- Tropedia makes me talk in such jargon that my family can't understand me anymore.
- Tropedia produced Resident Evil Apocalypse and Extinction!
- Tropedia was the father of Uwe Boll
- Tropedia killed Dumbledore!
- Tropedia gave me alcohol poisoning.
- Tropedia is not my friend. Tropedia bit me and threw me in the basement. Tropedia is a big spider.
- It's trying to make me tap dance! I don't want to tap dance!
- Tropedia is the thing in Room 101!
- Tropedia has made it hard to hold a conversation about movies, comics, or film with people who are not familiar with Tropedia!
- Tropedia gave me nightmares. It also made me paranoid.
- Tropedia ruined the way I watch film and TV sword fights.
- Tropedia agreed with me. How the hell did that happen?
- Tropedia is covered in BEEEEEEESS!
- Tropedia IS FULL OF OWLS!
- Tropedia caused all my reading experiences to be ruined unless the characters are really developed. And you want to know why? Pokemon lemons.
- Tropedia has officially Squicked me.
- Tropedia made me start calling tv show characters by their trope names!
- Tropedia made Namco hate Tales fans!
- In December 2008, during my initial discovery of Tropedia, I had 155 tabs open to Tropedia in Firefox. Citation available on request...
- Tropedia made me watch the bad ending of Munch's Oddysee. Now I want to vomit. I'm sparing you a link.
- Tropedia isn't as innocent as you think. I was in 'Nam with Tropedia. That's right, I watched this son of a bitch Tropedia walk soldiers no older than 16 to their deaths. It also raped a bear. And that bear was my father!
- Tropedia made me realize everything I like sucks and all I know is LIIIEEESS!!
- Tropedia kicked my dog, shot it and threw it over the Moral Event Horizon. On fire.
- Tropedia made me unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2.
- I would think that watching Transformers 2 would make you unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2. Ba-zing!
- Tropedia helped me love it more! :D
- I would think that watching Transformers 2 would make you unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2. Ba-zing!
- Tropedia makes me constantly compare large numbers to 9000! Including Goku's Japanese Power Level!
- Thanks to Tropedia, I have now read Over Nine Thousand pages!
- Tropedia has me troping in my dreams!
- Anyone found not enjoying Tropedia vill be shot
- Tropedia punched This Troper in the face repeatedly, knocking This Troper unconscious, and then Tropedia stole all of This Troper's money.
- Tropedia sapped my sentry.
- Tropedia sunk my battleship!
- Now I've know everything that I need... and what I didn't need to know.
- Tropedia explained the joke.
- Tropedia "recruited" me into the Imperial Guard.
- Tropedia forced me to join The Legion of Lost Souls to forget Rule34. AND IT DIDN'T WORK!
- Tropedia made me compare Milon's Secret Castle and Super Pitfall to Bubble Bobble.
- Tropedia confirmed my fear that my whole novel is one huge cliche. Then it kidney punched me and stole my wallet.
- Tropedia DARED TO BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR
- Tropedia made me bomb some dodongos
- Do you hear something? Wait Tropedia, don't do it. NO! NOT IN THE PIT! IT BURNS!
- Oh my goodness, this is AWFUL
- This is illegal, you know.
- Tropedia made me eat an Octorok! * sobs*
- Tropedia made me wonder what's for dinner. WHYYYYYYY.
- Well excuuuuuuuse me, troper!
- Tropedia told Segata Sanshiro that I wasn't playing Sega Saturn. Then he judo-flipped me and I exploded.
- Tropedia didn't like me! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!
- Tropedia set up us the bomb.
- Tropedia helped me learn to stop worrying and love the bomb
- Tropedia is why we can't have nice things.
- Tropedia just shot him.
- Tropedia made me late.
- Tropedia made me think these weren't the droids I was looking for, when if fact they were the droids I was looking for!!!!
- There is no Tropedia, only Zuul!
- Tropers, when Tropedia asks you if you're a God, you say, YES!!!
- I've visited Tropedia about 176 Times, and it keeps getting funnier every time I visit it!
- Tropedia ate my homework.
- Tropedia made me read this WHOLE PAGE!
- Tropedia forced me to delurk to write this entry.
- Tropedia eats around an hour of all of my days easily. And I can't help but refer the site to others! I'm like a Tropedia infectee!
- After travelling back in time to 1930's Germany, I had Hitler in my sights before Tropedia came and arrested me for violating Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act. Now World War II is already being going to have happening again, and it's all Tropedia' fault!
- All your base are belong to Tropedia.
- Tropedia made me lose The Game.
- Yet it pointed out a way to make you win.
- Tropedia shot JR.
- Tropedia helped usher in the Dark Age of Comics.
- Tropedia screwed Bret.
- Outsmarting Tropedia makes Tropedia smarter.
- Tropedia made Krypton explode.
- Ilsa left Rick because of Tropedia.
- Tropedia is the reason I can't get a job.
- Tropedia doesn't sleep, it waits.
- Tropedia ruined SilentHill for me!
- We didn't land on Tropedia. Tropedia landed on us!
- Where are you from? Soviet Russia?
- Tropedia sank Atlantis and buried Pompeii.
- Tropedia invented New Coke.
- Tropedia killed 2Pac and Biggie.
- Joaquin Phoenix quit acting because of Tropedia.
- Tropedia left me at the altar.
- Tropedia never called me back.
- Tropedia sent me to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy, and made me wear a Red Shirt while I was there.
- Tropedia made me late for a meeting!
- Tropedia made me late for class!
- Tropedia made me forget my car keys!
- Tropedia ruined my life and all I got was this lousy page!
- Tropedia destroyed the illusion of my innocence!
- That bastard Tropedia rickrolled us!
- Tropedia forbid me from complaining about things I don't like, but always tells me me "Your Mileage May Vary"! And boy, does it vary!
- Tropedia made me become a mad scientist based in genetics so that I could easily create an army of killer mutants and Take Over the World.
- Tropedia is a Time Lord! This article is it's TARDIS!
- I have a university assignment due at 5:00 PM. It is 3:48 PM at the time of typing this, and I still have barely any work done, despite even taking Ritalin. Damn you Tropedia and working so well with ADHD to deliver a one-two punch!
- Tropedia kicked me into a pit of bad AMVs.
- Tropedia killed Santa Claus.
- Tropedia made me a Contributor. How's that for life destruction?
- Tropedia Macekred Woolsey!!
- The magical mistery trope, is troping to take you away... Troping to take you away, take you TODAY!
- It's close to miiiiidnight, and The Other Wiki is lurking in the dark...
- Buddy you're a young man, trope man, shouting on the street gonna take on The World someday, you got trope on your face, you big disgrace, waving your banner all over the place...
- Ohhhhh, myyyy trope! My darling! I've loonged fooor your touch! A looooong! Lonely time!
- Yes, these were from the same troper. Yes, there surely will be more.
- Tropedia had some fun, that beat was sick; it wanted to take a ride on my disco stick...
- You don't want to stand under Tropedia's umbrella...ella...ella; eh, eh, eh.
- Tropedia kissed a girl and liked it.
- I don't want anybody else. When I think about Tropedia, I touch myself!
- Tropedia made me turn around, bright eyes!
- Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you. The tropes will betray you, and they will replace you.
- Is this the real life? Is this just Tropedia?.
- Tropedia made me visit it while it played unfitting music!
- My life is ruined. Tropedia did not ruin my life. My life has always been ruined.
- Tropedia mentioned Y'Golonac without spoiler-tagging, dooming me to being mindraped. Then it mentioned Y 'Golonac with spoiler tags, but I highlit it and read it anyway. Now I have been mindraped twice.
- Tropedia took all my opinions and replaced them with quotes from it! And all of my friends too!
- Tropedia made me lose the game!!!!11
- All Tropedia and no beer made me...something something.
- Go crazy?
- This Troper's Egregious overuse of the Egregious word "Egregious" is solely due to the Egregious influence of his Egregious addiction to the Egregious website that is Tropedia. EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS!
- Tropedia destroyed my country. so that no one cared.
- Tropedia was Earth all along! You blew it all up! Damn you to HELL!
- My shields can't repel Tropedia of this magnitude.
- All my base are belong to Tropedia.
- Tropedia touched me in a place or in a way that made me feel uncomfortable.
- Tropedia convinced me that I could never catch up with anyone else on my course, no matter how much work I did. It also temporarily turned me evil. I wasn't very good at it but it was apparently hilarious.
- Tropedia appeared to me and tried to stop me from killing myself. It then showed me what life would be like without me. As soon as it seemed that life would be better without me it ditched my soul in purgatory and left. The worst part? When Tropedia appeared I was making a Hot Pocket, not attempting to kill myself.
- Tropedia is a TRAP!
- No, Tropedia is a virus. It consumes your web browser.
- Sure thing. I Lied.
- Actually, it's true. Tropedia removed my interest on other websites. (For example, visiting Yahoo, Google, Youtube, etc. were all sacrificed in the name of visiting Tropedia)
- Tropedia caused the resonance cascade, bitch!
- Has it been mentioned yet that Tropedia just made me lose the game?
- Tropedia had me visit Hinamizawa. Now there's people stalking me, and I think my friends might have killed someone! And my neck just won't stop itching!
- Tropedia killed Satoshi-kun!
- In one of the countless billions of sites in the Internet, lies a medium-sized wiki, and one of its readers, a green and insignificant troper, is now ruined.
- Tropedia promised The Tonight Show to Conan O'Brien, took it away from him after seven months, and gave it back to Jay Leno.
- Thanks to the page about Potholing, now the expression "for some reason" is FOREVER linked to... something... awful!! * cringes* I can't read or hear that expression anymore without thinking about it!! It will NEVER be the same again, ever!!!!
- Tropedia put me in The Masochism Tango with a Tsundere and sent us to a woman named Takahashi!
- Tropedia has kept me prisoner here for hours. My mom's going to be mad at me for not cleaning my room...But I can't stop troping. Send help.
- Tropedia fired at my oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help.
- Tropedia poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!!!
- Tropedia made me side with Adolf Hitler and isn't Banned in China. Tropedia}} is obviously a Communazi!
- Tropedia has forced me into the very depths of Godwin's Law! The Reichstropen page haunts my nightmares and my very conscience for comparing everything to WWII! However, I strive to restore order in this very wiki with utter perfection in spelling and grammar! Wait a minute... I'VE BECOME ONE OF THEM!!! And what's worse... History cannot be Brain-Bleached!!!
- I looked into Tropedia, and realized that Tropedia had looked into me. I'm not mad, no, Tropedia hasnt... Phn'glui Mgl'w nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah' nagl fhtagn. My potholing will drag you down with me! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Tropedia mindraped me and I enjoyed it!!
- Tropedia crashed my internet browser due to the enormous number of tabs.
- Tropedia made me read this entire page.
- This troper has an idea: Let's introduce some sugar to this page. Now we tropers can
ruin"enhance" Tropes' life! - Tropedia ruined by life. I have been trapped for 10 hours. I have no microphone, and I must scream.
- Tropedia made me write a poem about how Tropedia ruined my life.
I Was Quite a LookerI used to be creative! AND LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME NOW! I can only write about my addiction on the few times I actually do write! Why! Why! Why! - Good morning, Worm your honour. The crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you, was caught red-handed showing FEELINGS!
- Tropedia tried to kill me with a forklift! Olé!
- Tropedia will ruin your life after I conquer every single place in this planet by being Genre Savvy and reading the Evil Overlord List. BE PREPARED.
- Tropedia caused me to make so many entries into Role Association that
I broke itit had to be divided into separate pages and now I can only refer to actors by their roles. Oh look, Iron Man is Sherlock Holmes and Gigolo Joe is The Watson! Oh, their real names? Um... - Tropedia killed my father, held my best friend hostage and kicked my fucking dog.
- Tropedia also stole my klondike bar.
- Tropedia told me I'm not a real man!
- Tropedia made me female in foreign countries.
- Tropedia possessed me and made me kill my friends and family. ;_;
- Tropedia forced me to live in a post-apocalyptic world.
- Tropedia made me fall in love, which made me become stupid, evil, and insane.
- Tropedia caused me to eat the planet Earth.
- You cannot escape Tropedia. It will be dark soon. You cannot escape. It will be dark soon.
- I have been forced to watch Tropedia for OVER 9000 hours!
- Tropedia made me find out that my best friend WAS ONLY THAT!!
- Thanks to Tropedia, every damn sentence I utter includes Conversational Troping!
- Tropedia IS The Grassy Knoll!!!
- Tropedia caused me to forever spell 'Troupe' as 'Trope', earning me the mockery of the already few scraps of what remains of my social life (something else Tropedia has already devoured)!
- In Soviet Russia, your life ruined Tropedia!
- Tropedia made me realize just how unimportant humanity really is, and it speaks to me in my dreams. We speak of such wonderful ways to torture the lesser beings. I can't wait to get back to sleep.
- Tropedia' attack... was INEXPLICABLE!
- Tropedia has caused me to rather epicly typo "wikia" as "trope" when describing something that is perfect to help in a situation. Luckily the friend in question is also a victim of Tropedia Ruined Your Life.
- Tropedia is eating her. And then Tropedia is going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
- Tropedia made me a Nightwish shipper!
- Ugh... stupid Tropedia... It-It's not as if I keep visiting you because I like you or anything! * blush*
- Tropedia forced me to read all this! AND THEY DID IT TO YOU, TOO!
- DEAR GOD, You're right!
- Oh MY GOD!!! What have I.....no, what have they done to us?!
- Tropedia is having fun. YOUR fun. It is laughing at you as you read this.
- DEAR GOD, You're right!
- Tropedia is a method of ruining lives that has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!
- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK Tropedia IS?!
- Ok I just failed a test because of you, congrats Tropedia! :)
- I have strange dreams of lost time and space, in which horrible puns and ghastly jokes entertained my dark side...
- Soon, all will be one with Tropedia...
- Tropedia WILL BRING ABOUT THE DESTRUCTION OF REALITY ITSELF!!!
- Tropedia has made me realize that at any moment I could be taken over by the Collector Gen-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
- Tropedia just tore a hole into the fabric of reality and made me witness the indescribable creatures that lie beyond the scope of my pitiful human eyes!!!...They asked me if I'd like a cup of Earl Grey.
- Tropedia is slowly, but surely destroying the fun that Tropedia itself used to have...and I am the fool. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, Tropedia!!
- Oh, hai tropers...
- Tropedia is Driving me to suicide.
- Alternatively, Now I've seen everything from Tropedia.
- Tropedia made us all lose the Game.
- I cannot grasp the true form of Tropedia' Attack!
- Tropedia caused me to enter an endless recursion of time.
- All your Tropes are belong to us.
- Tropedia Made me lose the game.
- Tropedia made me jump the shark … twice … backwards … on fire … in Egregious (...ehem) Bullet Time.
- Wham bam, my addiction to Tropedia has got me in a jam!
- Jesus Christ, it's a Tropedia! Get in the car!
- Tropedia has made me want to HYPNOTIZE THAT MOTHAFUCKA and USE THE SNAKE ON THAT SON OF A BITCH, even though I specifically told them that I didn't want to do that.
- Tropedia made me Lampshade Hanging all the Ho Yay in my life and now I think Everyone Is Bi. Except me.
- Tropedia let Gwen Stacy die.
- Tropedia made me think for a moment that if I could just read all the pages on Tropedia, I would find the answer... to something, or I'd have all the knowledge in the world. I still kind of think that.
- Tropedia made me read this article.
- Good news, everyone! Tropedia is now making you read this in the voice of Professor Farnsworth!
- Tropedia will rape you to death, eat your flesh, and sew your skin into it's clothing. And if you're very, very lucky, it'll do it in that order.
- Tropedia made me do it all...and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! And that dog!
- Tropedia is nothing but lies! LIES! Lemme show you what I like to call the truth. The truth called 'despair'!
- Everything in Tropedia is utter gigantic pile of pathetic TRASH! EVERYTHING!!
- I am the savior for those whose lives are ruined by Tropedia! I shall empty all trope pages and later, delete it entirely from the database!
- NOOOOO! -Oh wait...
- Tropedia introduced me to the slender man and now he's coming for me and he wants me and he calls me at night and visits me in my dreams and shows me happy things and I didn't want to kill him or go with him but his tentacles and silent nature scared me and fascinated me all at the same time and he wants to do things to me RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
- HE WANTS YOU
- I am Tropedia and so can you!
- Tropedia made me start playing I Thought It Meant everywhere. Like, say, the Other Wiki. Note: the 50 Cent Party does not officially support sipping Bacardi like it's your birthday, and the stooge sort algorithm is not "sucker somebody else into sorting it for you".
- Abandon hope, all ye who enter here, for ye hast come to Tropedia, from whence there is no return and no escape. Oh, sup now on its sweet despair, of searing flame and freezing ice, filling mind and soul with ruinous light, and know the crushing horror of eternity, drawing ye ever deeper into the fathomless abyss.
- Tropedia ruined pretty much every single game, movie and series out there for me. Now I can't play/watch/read it without visiting Tropedia and being barraged by spoilers! I CAN'T RESIST CLICKING THEM! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
- Tropedia has made me unable to complete ANY work at work for the past 3 weeks
- Only 3?
- Tropedia: Rape My Mind, and Bleach it!
- Tropedia MADE ME SWEAR IN BRITISH!!!!! THOU SHALL PLUNGE, WANKER! THIS TROPER CAN'T EVEN SAY FUCK VERBALLY!!
- Fuck comes from the German and has been used in Blighty for at least a few hundred years.
- Fak' ov ye shitefoiced 'lil wanker!
- I think Tropedia is a Pretty Cool Guy. He ruins lives and isn't afraid of anything.
- I can't have conversations without using tropes! Hell, I almost wrote a trope into an essay! Damn you, Tropedia!
- I DID write a trope into an essay! THREE TIMES!!! AARGH!!!
- Tropedia has ruined my life. And I've gotten the sudden urge to have every single one of the characters in my novels Lampshading any sort of Trope.
- Tropedia made me contemplate the fate of Bears without Butts. And now I have this dang, nab poem that I don't know what to do with on the subject.
- Tropedia made me question my talent as an amateur writer. And now, in my free time, instead of writing, I read Tropedia.
- Tropedia WMG...It is...the same WMG that keeps taking videos off of youtube!
- Tropedia isn't mean. Tropedia just wants to be tangle buddies. Sweet dreams!!!!
- Tropedia promised me cake
- Tropedia made my face Die!
- THIS. IS. Tropedia!!!
- Chuck Norris can read just one article on Tropedia.
- Chuck Norris can close a tab without reading a single article on Tropedia.
- Tropes. Why did it have to be Tropes? I hate Tropes!
- Tropedia told the Evil Overlord how to safely conquer the world! Nice job breaking it, Tropedia!
- Can't get away, it's everywhere. Must edit. Must click. Must link. Can't get away. Everywhere. Don't leave the Tropes. Mustn't leave the Tropes. Can never leave the Tropes. Never.
- Tropedia is smiling at you. It wants you to know that it is fun and inviting, and you can even bake your own cookie! Come on, it's fun and painless! Because if you don't join, Tropedia will FIND AND MURDER YOU.
- Tropedia is filled with numerous enriching articles. It will help you cope with your fears, among other things.
- Tropedia got me grounded due to my father discovering me at 4 in the morning on here. Therefore, I was only able to get on when dad wasn't awake...at 12-4 in the morning.
- If there's evil in this world, it lurks in Tropedia.
- One day, I decided to go to Tropedia and Chew Bubblegum. Then I ran out of gum. Now I've run out of Tropedia.
- This troper, having repeatedly failed to quit Tropedia, has decided to get rid of her Internet connection.
- Tropedia ATE MY ICE CREEEAM!!
- I WAS FROZEN BY Tropedia TODAY!
- Tropedia STOLE MY BALLOONS!
- Oh yeah? Well, Tropedia stole my bike!
- Tropedia burnt my shake!
- I use to think that I used tropes, but then I went to Tropedia in Soviet Russia, where the tropes used me.
- I love Tropedia... And I'll kill anyone who tries to steal it from me.
- Tropedia made me forget a whole homework assignment! AND I stayed up so late on it, I slept through an 11:30 class! 11:30!
- Time and again I tell myself, "I'll stay clean tonight." But the little blue links keep following me. Oh no, not again! I'm stuck with a valuable friend. I'm happy, hope you're happy too.
- Tropedia played guitar.
- Tropedia injected Charlie Sheen into my veins. I died, my face melted, and my children wept over my exploded body. There was an Unexplained Recovery.
- Tropedia made me sign a contract in exchange for a wish, but Tropedia didn't tell me everything. Now I'm a Magical Girl fighting witches until either they kill me or I turn into one just to put off the heat death of the universe.
- Tropedia sent the Slender Man after me.
- Tropedia would like you to know that there will be cake, and you will be baked
- Tropedia shot the sheriff, but it didn't shoot the deputy.
- Tropedia reminds me of the babe.
- Tropedia! I choose YOU!
- Tropedia comes in a little glass vial.
- Tropedia isn't looking for anything logical, like money. It can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. It just wants to watch the world burn.
- Tropedia is Trope Overdosed on Overdosed Tropes.
- Tropers wanna be the dominant species and they'll destroy us all to make it happen! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
- Tropedia has branded half its pages with the YMMV tag. I for one am legitimately disturbed as to how serial murderers, rapists, and torturers can get off the biggest evil hooks. Just because it's fiction doesn't mean the acts are any less evil. This has had the side-effect of me trying to think of the most irredeemable, horrific villains I can in order to disprove the subjective notion.
- Tropedia taught me that it's okay to want to be perfect …
- When I get angry, Tropedia gets upset. And when Tropedia gets upset... people DIE!
- Tropedia made me go back and get a shit-load of dimes!!
- Tropedia is garbage! It ruined my artistic view of the world! I'll add it to the heap! CRUNCH!
- I was gonna go to class, before I got on Tropedia, I coulda' cheated and I coulda passed, but I got on Tropedia, I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got on Tropedia. I messed up my entire life, because I got on Tropedia I lost my kids and wife , because I got on Tropedia. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got on Tropedia, because I got on Tropedia, because I got on Tropedia...
- I Tropstalged
- Tropedia is turning me into a Star Wars nerd! HELP!!!!!
- Tropedia made me write this sentence. And this one! And this one! And...
- Confound Tropedia, it drove me to drink, smoke and become a troper, HELP ME!
- I do not sleep anymore because of Tropedia. I will never sleep after the Nightmare Fuel page. Also I need Brain Bleach.
- Tropedia set my house on fire, stole my dog and left my refrigerator open all night!
- Tropedia made me hide my kids, hide my wife, hide my husband, obsess over Double Rainbows, do the Creep like a boss while on a boat, asking about cheezeburgers, and FIRIN' MY LAZAR...In America.
- Tropedia made me confess to myself that I am a Nightmare Fetishist.
- Tropedia caused the financial crisis.
- I can't believe he got you hooked on Tropedia.
- Tropedia destroyed my world and now people are murdered everywhere I go!
- Because of Tropedia, I'm now in love with the Chinese Electric Batman's sexy collarbone.
- About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Tropedia was an additive. Second, there was a part of me, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for its info. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with it.
- "Die Tropedia! You don't belong in this world"
- "It was not by my hand that I was created. I was called here by HUMANS, who wished to pay me tribute."
- "Tribute!? "You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!"
- "Perhaps that can be said to all websites."
- "Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a website such as you!"
- "What is a website!? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, Have at you!!"
- I found it some years back, out in the far reaches of the world, glinting strangely from the black, this golden trinket, and it has since become a constant fascination. How often have I lost myself, staring into its lustrous depths. How many times have I heard it whispering to me during silent hours, when I have been alone. Indeed, I swear that it has a voice. My friends have spoken against it; have said that it is unhealthy; have told me to throw it away, but they do not understand, or perhaps they merely seek to gain it for themselves. Well, I have distanced myself from them and they will not have it. No, I will keep it for my own, for it has become very ... precious to me.
- I used to have a life like you. Then I took a Tropedia to the knee...
- I went mad from the revelations!!! They put me in an asylum because I wouldn't stop talking about lampshades!! I shot a dog! Also, my work ethic is sunk.
- Tropedia, my preciousssssssssss...
- Thanks to Nothing Is Scarier, Nightmare Fuel, and other pages I went mad from the revelations. Tropedia is an Eldritch Location I can NOT escape. If your reading this, RUN!!!
- Tropedia did contribute to my muse dying in a forum RPG and I had to let go of the game.
- Tropedia sent me to Tropurgatory
- Tropedia, I'll see you in hell.
- Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes! You cannot grasp the true addiction of Tropedia!
- The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to Tropedia, man clings to a dim hope... Yet the articles are the means by which all is revealed... Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end... It matters not who you are... Your life shall be ruined!
- Thanks to Tropedia, no one understands most of what I say anymore.
- So I use to be just a normal guy trying to ruin my life in the worst way possible... and Tropedia FAILED TO RUIN MY LIFE, instead it gave me fortune, fame, and power in your god's name! I wanted to ruin my life not enhance it!
- YOU KNOW NOTHING, FOOOOL! IT'S Tropedia! THE GOD! OF TIME-WASTING!
- It sounds like editing Tropedia isn't that easy.
- Watch out! Tropedia is gonna crash! AAH.
- Ha. Tropedia is the coolest.
- NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO STOP Tropedia!