Ultimate Spider Woman (Fanfic)/Awesome

• After everything Jack O'Lantern has done, from the people he's killed to the lives he's ruined, and everything he's done to her personally, Spider-Woman finally fights and defeats the pumpkin-headed lunatic in issue #30. Having discovered who he really is, and everything else he could have done with his talents, Spider-Woman is not only sickened by all the crimes he's committed, but disgusted by his Nietzsche Wannabe beliefs. She sums up her thoughts in a short but eloquent "The Reason You Suck" Speech to Jack O'Lantern:

Spider-Woman: That's what you really think, isn't it? You really think everyone can be just as evil and twisted as you? Here's something you should remember-I'm not alone in this world. You are. You had everything you could have ever needed, and you wasted it all.

• Mary Jane and Felicia Hardy have never been on the best of terms, and their meetings tend to rather catty exchanges of insults. One particularly nasty incident occurs when they run into each other at a fancy party:

Felicia: I thought this party was strictly A-list. Mind telling me how you got here, Watson? Mary Jane: I was invited. And if it's A-list, how did you get invited? Oh...wait...getting spanked by rich old men for favors is pretty lucrative, isn't it? Then again, with hips like yours, I suppose you'd want to lay off the chocolates most girls get from their sugar daddies, right?

• • A Cat Fight is very narrowly avoided by the girls' dates dragging them away at the last minute.