Veronica Mars/Funny

• "A PONY?!?"
• How about Keith's poster: "She's 18, it's legal - Re-elect Don Lamb"? And the fact that he had them prepared ahead of time?
  • Earlier in that episode, when Keith goes to Cliff's hotel room (his note to Veronica: "Gone on puzzling errand"), only to find Cliff handcuffed to the bed.

Keith: So, can I ask you a question? Cliff: She said her name was Daphne. Keith: Oh, no no. How did you call me? Cliff: Acrobatically. I might have pulled a hamstring.

• Also, a particular stoner would like to inform you that he'd make a great bait! In fact, he'd be a "master bait"!
• "They're probably up there making love. Or playing Dungeons and Dragons. Or both. At the same time."
• "She's a hooker!"
• This little gem.
• Before the intro, Veronica in season one: "Yeah, we used to be friends. A long time ago." Cue: A LONG TIME AGO...WE USED TO BE FRIENDS.
• "Annoy tiny blonde one! Annoy like the WIND!"
• Dick in the first episode of season two:

Dick (blurts out across the bus): Miss Dumbass! Miss Dumas: It's Du-mas...

• Veronica goes to Sheriff Lamb accusing Thumper of murder.

Lamb: But he's got such a cute nickname!

• From "Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough:"

Dick: Am I drunk? Logan: No, dude, you're just special.

• Veronica's EPIC BURN of Kendall Casablancas in "Look Who's Stalking".

Kendall: Your dad and I were just dealing with a little trouble. Veronica: Like, trouble? With a capital T, which rhymes with C, which stands for-- Keith: Veronica! Veronica: I was gonna say cute.

• Logan gets a stab at Kendall too.

Kendall: Doesn't this mean anything to you? Logan: It does. It means I'm getting laid. And I owe your village a goat.

• Logan introducing Kendall to Trina:

Rode Hard, meet Put Away Wet.

• In "The Girl Next Door", Veronica is trying to track down her missing neighbor Sarah, and she thinks Sarah's friend Adam, who manages a clothing store, knows something. When he refuses to talk, Veronica calls Weevil, and he and the rest of the PC Hers come to the store, generally making a mess of things. Then Veronica walks back in:

Veronica: Guys! Remember, no white after Labor Day! PC Hers: (in mock disappointment) Aw!

• Weevil finds Veronica in front of the trophy case. This isn't Getting Crap Past the Radar, this is "someone's dead at the switchboard."

Weevil: If you're lookin' for my trophy, it's back by auto shop. Veronica: Lube job? Or...can you medal in stealing hubcaps? Weevil: Is this 1970? Rims, baby. Veronica: So you got a trophy for a rim job? Weevil: Forget it. Look, I got some information for you. Veronica: Finally, a Deep Throat to call my own.