Walking on Water/Quotes

"Okay, now I'll teach you to walk on water." "Like Jesus?" "Yes Naruto, like Jesus." "Wait a minute. Does that mean Jesus was a ninja?" "Yes Naruto, Jesus was a ninja!" "Really?" "No, not really!" —Naruto the Abridged Series

Never seen a girl in blue spandex walk on water? —Tori, Power Rangers Ninja Storm