Wasteful Wishing/Quotes

Things Mr. Welch is No Longer Allowed to Wish For in an RPG: 227. My last wish cannot be "I wish we were playing another game." 257. I cannot wish nobody else gets wishes. 568. My first wish cannot be "I wish you grant all my wishes to the spirit and letter of the wish'. 569. All 3 of my wishes cannot involve Alpacas. 653. Cannot wish for the party to have common sense. Even the wish spell has its limits. 744. My second wish can't be for a new, more open minded genie to grant my remaining wishes. 745. Can't wish I was the GM. 981. My last wish cannot be for Ragnarok. 1130. I cannot wish we were playing the previous edition of the game. 1153. I can't wish to change my vote on what module we're playing. 1242. I can't wish that somebody competent wrote this module. 1502. My first wish can't be to invalidate the previous character's last wish. 1516. I will not wish we were still playing Torg. 1553. I can't wish my girlfriend was hot like you. 1658. The words "Rock Opera" will not appear in any of my wishes.

Mud Eel: Now you may each receive your wish for real. But be warned: There are no do-overs! Finn: Okay. So you guys should wish to get your buddies back, right? Hot Dog Knight 1: I wish for a box! (A box appears.) Hot Dog Knight 1: Sweet! Hot Dog Knight 2: I wish to blow up! I mean, like, get big. (Hot Dog Knight 2 explodes.) Finn: Wow, you guys are really stupid. —Adventure Time, "The Limit"