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"Told a little lie, —The Witch, Into the Woods, "Last Midnight"
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"You ate the wall? Are you insane?!
—Trill, Baten Kaitos
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"Heartless it may be, but headless it ain't. I've never claimed to be nice, just to be sensible. No need to look like that."
—Granny Weatherwax, Lords and Ladies, after using an injured teenaged girl as a body shield (simultaneously rescuing her from the clutches of the elves)
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Stan: DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!!!!! Dipper, just back away. Please don't push that shut down switch you've got to trust me. —Not What He Seems, Gravity Falls
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Dipper: Stanley? —A Tale of Two Stans, Gravity Falls
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Filbrick: You did what you knucklehead?! —A Tale of Two Stans, Gravity Falls
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Mabel: Tell me it's not true Dipper. Tell me you were joking. Ford's apprentice, seriously?! —Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future, Gravity Falls
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Bulkhead: Come on Professor, we have to shut down the space bridge. |
Perceptor: You see, Omega Supreme was purposely designed to have a very simple processor. With it, he will be able to carry out his mission without hesitation. |
"So Naruto, how come you're such a massive prick?"
—Iruka Umino, Naruto the Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show
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"I'm a solo guy by nature, but I choose to affiliate with the both of you. Reason being, when you spend your time chasing bad guys, you want the best of the good guys in your corner. You two normally are as solid as they come because your moral compasses are always pointed at 'do the right thing'. But clearly someone's been screwing with both your magnetic fields so I'm gonna help both of you out by personally escorting and physically escorting both of your asses out of these premises."
—Emerson Codd, Pushing Daisies
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"Mr. Matsuda, please stop talking like people dying is actually a good thing."
—Yanamoto, Death Note
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"You are amusing, in a 'what the hell is wrong with you?' kind of way."
—Jaheira, Baldur's Gate
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"Do you enjoy committing genocide, Shepard?!"
—Turian Councillor, Mass Effect
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Jake: What? —Animorphs #53
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"Do you you remember the Piranha Plant you roasted in 5-1? |
Joan Redfern: Answer me this. Just one question, that's all. If the Doctor had never visited us, if he'd never chosen this place — on a whim — would anyone here have died? |
"This is wrong, Doctor. I don't care who you are. The Time Lord Victorious is wrong."
—Adelaide Brooke, The Waters of Mars
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"You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things."
—The Bible (New International Version), Romans 2:1, warning against abuse of this trope
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"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better."
—Attributed to Theodore Roosevelt
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"And as for you, Commander....you're a disgrace to that uniform. Tens of millions dead and your entire force killed in action. I would court-martial you myself if I could, but unfortunately your friend Boyle has convinced the media you're a hero, so I can't touch you, but you'll still have to live with yourself. Good luck with that."
—General Granger, Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars
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Scorpius: We had a deal. I help you rescue Aeryn Sun from the Scarrans, you give me wormholes. But obviously you betrayed our contract, yes? You had no intention of returning for my rescue, did you? You see, if my Neural Clone has returned, it is only because you have betrayed me. —Farscape, "La Bomba."
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"I think what hurts the most is that you call yourself a superhero!"
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"And nobody ever questioned Kirk's ability to command... except for maybe Bones... and Spock."
—BFF Nella, The Nostalgia Chick
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"Stop thinking like an artificer, Urza, and start thinking like a father!"
—Rayne, Academy Chancellor, Magic: The Gathering, Urza's Incubator card
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Hyuga: Listen to reason, Shinji! Just stop and think about what you're doing, please! |
Cyril: I see your points but if we leave the temple unguarded, we're leaving it open to further threat. Six eggs are not worth putting the entire temple full of several hundred at risk. |