Yandere/Quotes

Yandere comes from the latin word "yan". Which means "to stab, repeatedly". And "dere", which means "in the fucking pancreas". —True Facts About The Yandere

Take my soul, my heart, and body. Yes, I give it all to you. And if you still won’t accept it, you're gonna regret it! —LittleJayneyCakes, Smoke and Mirrors

Though there is no truly good way for a machine to be in love with someone, the armor unfortunately doesn't love Tony in a ground-worshipping, "I'll do anything" kind of way, but more in a "mine, mine, MINE!" kind of way. —Cracked.com, The 8 Most Awkward Sexual Moments in Comic Books

And what kind of guy would stay with someone who just slew a dozen of his unborn children? The kind who's scared out of his fucking mind, that's who. He probably figures that if this crazy bitch has no compunctions about slaughtering innocent yolklings then she might just murder the crap out of him too. The whole system is about him getting matched up with the meanest, most efficient death machine in a forest full of bloodthirsty she-bitches. Yeah, settling down and raising a family is probably his only option here. Makes perfect sense, Nature. —Cracked.com on the warbler, The 6 Most Disturbingly Evil Birds

Remember I will always love you, As I claw your fucking throat away. It will end no other way. —Tool, "Pushit"

Up late night like she on patrol Checkin' everything like I'm on parole I told her there's some things she don't need to know She never let it go Okay, okay... OKAY, okay! You need to stop it now... ... You're like the girl from Misery. She said she ain't take it to this degree. Well, let's agree to disagree. —Kanye West, "RoboCop"

"If you would sit Oh so close to me That would be nice Like it's supposed to be If you don't, I'll slit your throat So won't u please b nice?" —Nellie McKay "Won't U Please B Nice"

...And yes, it's true, I don't have as many friends as you, But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends! And if you say no, you're toast... —Ashley, Wario Ware: Touched!

Sometimes, Adorjan falls in love. Her hate is safer. —Manual of Exalted Power: Infernals

"Nobody's gonna take you away from me. Not even me, see? I'll kill me before that happens." —Joel Robinson, Mystery Science Theater 3000

We were supposed to make her fall in love with you, not become psychologically obsessed with you! —TJ, Smart Guy

Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number, I'm not going to be ignored, Dan! —Alex Forrest, Fatal Attraction

Careful, what you do / 'Cause god is watching your every move... —Misa Amane, Death Note

You'd actually be attractive if you didn't have crazy eyes. —Dilbert

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do, I'm half crazy all for the love of you. —Harry Dacre, Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built for Two)

"Lute, do you know what would happen to you if you ever step out on me?" "Uh...You'd be so broken hearted you'd die?" "No... YOU would." —Hagar the Horrible

The judge said, "this man's a danger to humanity, We're gonna lock him up and throw away the key!" Now, baby, your love has sent me to jail, But I'd rather die than see you with another man! —Bad Company, "Burnin' Sky"

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a Woman Scorned." —William Congreve, The Mourning Bride

I was the whining stranger A fool in love With time to kill —Steely Dan, "My Rival"

Hellfire Dark fire Now gypsy, it's your turn Choose me or Your pyre Be mine or you will burn! —Frollo, "Hellfire" (from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Anyone who gets between me and Yukki can just die! —Yuno, Mirai Nikki

If you were here I'd whisper sweet nothings in your ear And appeal to all your fears If you were mine, if you were only mine I'd bring you so much further down And twist your mind until the end of time You will never realise what darkness lies inside my mind —Sirenia, "My Mind's Eye"

You will never be held against your will by your crazy stalker yandere girlfriend for a week while being chained to a chair and being fed by her as well as having her help you pee and also she tries to kill what litte friends you have. —Yuno Shoop, The Internets (This is supposed to make you feel deprived.)

When I told her, I could see her medication stop working. —Charlie, Two and A Half Men

Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl Than to be with another man You better keep your head, little girl Or I won't know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That's the end'a little girl —The Beatles, "Run for Your Life"

Your attitude was the cause; you got me stressin' Soon as I open up the door, with your jealous questions Like "Where can I be?" You're killing me with your jealousy Now my ambition's to be free, I can't breathe Cause soon as I leave, it's like a trap I hear you callin' me to come back... —Tupac Shakur, "Do For Love"

I'll step on you, tie you up, beat you up Kick you, be a cocktease, hang you But that's just how I express my love —Bludgeoning Angel Dokurochan

"Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Slowly, completely, gently beyond comparison, cruelly to the point of numbness, I'll violate your life. That's right. The instant I rip off your limbs, tear open your ribs and pull out your intestines, biting into your neck as you scream in agony, chewing through your eyes as I ignore your pleas for mercy and spreading your brains on the ground like butter!" —Tsukihime's Arcueid, if Shiki rejects her.

"Satine will be mine. It's not that I'm a jealous man! I JUST DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!!" —The Duke, from Moulin Rouge

I can't use what I can't abuse And I can't stop when it comes to you... You burned me out, but I'm back at your door Like Joan of Arc coming back for more I nearly died (3x) I came to cut you up I came to knock you down I came around to tear your little world apart I came to shut you up I came to drag you down I came around to tear your little world apart And break your soul apart —Garbage, "Vow"

Amy: Say that you love me and maybe I won't kill you! Classic Sonic: NEVER, YOU BITCH! Amy: You're gonna love me! Classic Sonic: Over my dead body! Amy: I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DEAD BODY! —Gentendo Poop #22, The Paradox, Act 1

Amy: You can't escape my love, Sonic. Classic Sonic: Is that love gonna kill me? Amy: Probably, but I'll still enjoy it. —Gentendo Poop #22 (again)

TELL ME I'M PRETTY! —Trixie Tang, The Fairly OddParents, Just The Two Of Us

"I want to mix our blood And put it in the ground So you can never leave I want to earn your trust Your faith, your heart You'll never be deceived"

"Baby, I love you so much Don't make me kill you" —Kesha, "Hunt You Down"

"I wish someone was infatuated enough with ME to kill their rivals. That charms my panties right off!" —Pamu, Crush Crush

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