Yet Another Christmas Carol/Quotes

Mr Carlson: Why don't I get to wake up?!? SCROOGE got to wake up [between ghosts]! Marley: Scrooge didn't eat one of Johnny Fever's brownies. —WKRP in Cincinnati

Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens Even though the prospect sickens Brother here we go again! —Tom Lehrer.