You Can't Do That on Television/Funny

• This memorable exchange, from the episode "Television".

Christine: Listen, I know you're kinda new at this, so if you have any questions about anything at all, just ask me. Vanessa: Well, there is one thing I'd like to ask you. Christine: Sure? Vanessa: How do they make that slime they're always dumping on you? Christine: Oh, well. First they take some wa- some liquid, and then they add some jello powder and some flour. Sometimes some soap and they dump it all over me. Vanessa: Where do they dump it from? Christine: Actually Vanessa, I've always wondered that too, but I just don't know. green slime falls on Christine's head Vanessa: Very interesting. Is it always green? Christine: Well, yeah it usually is, but I guess it could be red. red slime drops on Christine's head Christine: Or... it could be blue. blue slime drops on Christine's head Christine: getting annoyed Or yellow. yellow slime drops on Christine's head Christine: Yep... Okay, you guys think you're so smart? Let's see stripes. red, yellow, and blue slime falls on Christine's head Vanessa: Boy, must be tough being a TV star. By the way, how do you get this stuff out? Christine: Well, it usually washes out with water. water falls on Christine's head Christine: Usually. [Vanessa later recalled that she earned the $50 sliming bonus from this scene even though Christine was the one getting slimed, as she ended up covered with slime from splash-off.]